"Are you haunted by horribles?"
"Do you have heart thrills?"
"Do you feel as if there are two, when there is only one?"
"Do you readily become orderless unless you are strained?"

 

"Do not open your face to monkeys."

 

"The elevator is fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret you will be unbearable."

 

"Vertical Parking Only"

 

"No Life Guard on Duty. Drink at your own risk.
Let's enjoy refreshing sports in this intense sourness."